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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are back! These strange and freaky yet heroic Kung Fu-knowing, animal-humanoids from the late ’80s and early ’90s are coming out with a new movie…which is getting good reviews!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem is in theaters in August and people are pretty pumped for this nostalgic series to return. Ninja Turtles originally started as a comic and turned into an insanely popular cartoon. The first film, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, was released in 1990 and was a huge hit, making $220 million at the box office, and garnering positive reviews.

And let’s not forget the toys and merch and video games. All of which sold like water to a person in the desert. People just couldn’t get enough of this gang of green Testudines. One couldn’t go anywhere without seeing Ninja Turtles T-shirts or sleeping bags or even umbrellas. But as is the case with most crazes, the Ninja Turtles hysteria began to die down in the late 90s a bit, even though the show continued on different channels. Their popularity didn’t evaporate…the show was still over with the kids…but the hysteria died down.

However, with this new movie is getting great early reactions thus far. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are poised for a massive comeback! So get ready for the flood of Ninja Turtles stuff! Posters, socks, action figures, games, and more! These toxic waste-and-pizza-fueled tortoises are coming back to the mainstream and are looking to take over! And in order to fully prepare you for the Ninja Turtles invasion…we’re making a Must-Have list for ya. These are items to get so that you are ready for the new movie and ultimate craze that could follow! Impress your friends and neighbors with this stuff and show them your inner Ninja Turtle pride! So now…without further ado…let’s eat some pizza and buy some stuff!

  • Ninja Turtle Watch

    How else are you gonna meet up with Splinter if you don’t know what time it is? Get this fun watch and be punctual for all meetings in the sewer!

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  • Cowabunga Shirt

    This cool and light retro shirt is great to display your Ninja Turtles fandom while looking good. I buy (wrestling and pop culture) shirts from this site all the time and they make a great product. I know I have crazy eyes but you should trust me on this one.

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  • Turtle Art!

    This, my friends, is art. Clear and simple. I’d rather hang this item in my house over the Mona Lisa. Does that make me insane? Yes. Yes, it does.

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  • Motorcycle Mania

    We gotta get some Ninja Turtles action figures, dude. It’s just something that we have to do. So, we’re going with this Raphael figure with a motorcycle because, well, it looks awesome!

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  • Pizza Box Art

    Here’s another cool item that can work in your man cave or office if your boss doesn’t mind putting up artwork about turtles who became experts at karate after toxic waste was spilled on them. And if your boss is cool with that, they’re actually a pretty cool boss.

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  • TMNT Mutant Mayhem

    Listen, you can’t have just one Ninja Turtles shirt, what if it gets dirty?! Then what the heck are you going to do?! HUH?! Well, fear not! You can put this awesome shirt on!

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  • Costume

    If you’re like me…in other words…crazy…then you won’t mind being an adult going around town dressed up as a Ninja Turtle while shopping. Sure, some people may give you a weird look…but screw ’em…you’re a hero…whether they recognize it or not.

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  • One Final (But Awesome) Shirt

    OK…this shirt rules. Of course, Ninja Turtles fans know that they were named after classical artists (Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael). Well, this shirt takes those artists and puts the Ninja Turtles’ eye band on them. YES!

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  • More Awesome Art!

    I need all four of these paintings immediately. Where’s my credit card?! I getting this NOW! Cowabunga!!

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